i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
(Source: music-singing-sun, via toweird-tolive-torare-todie)
bookstores are great like you’re surrounded by so many books of so many different kinds and you can spend hours just looking for ones you like and then sometimes there’re little coffee shops in them so you can sit down with a book and drink some coffee or tea and eat biscotti and bOOKSTORES
"You almost convinced me I mattered."
- fucking everything up
- having no motivation
- being a loser
- hating myself
- disappointing people
- sleeping too much
- being dumb
- socially awkward
- annoying everyone
- having no actual talents
(Source: toroieroway2, via sick-of-humans)